So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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