We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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