you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
either way he was missing a nipple.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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