Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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