I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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