butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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