Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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