I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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