The maid of honor just puked.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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