And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
