So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I'm always down for nudity.
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