i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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