i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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