is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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