Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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