i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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