We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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