I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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