Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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