do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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