i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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