wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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