She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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