Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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