She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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