I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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