I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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