Cold hands, warm shart.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
