yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Let's get the cat blown out
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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