: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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