piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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