would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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