Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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