Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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