At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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