we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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