he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
My vagina just clenched in fear
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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