I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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