I just saw a hot homeless man
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
It's blow job season.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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