Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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