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Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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