Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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