im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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