The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
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