Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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