Tell her she can't have a vagina
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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