3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
he fucked my hip out of place.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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