No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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