Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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