this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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